The Best of Everything [Fox]

 

Do you know what your children are watching?

By NICK ZEGARAC

Jean Negulesco's "The Best of Everything" is a curiosity of sorts. It headlines the names of Joan Crawford (Amanda Farrow) and Louis Jourdan (David Savage) even though neither star appears in anything but brief cameo. Clearly, this is Fox's cheap attempt to use "big" names -- that at this point in their respective careers, were not quite so "big" anymore -- to tell the rather generic story of four girls working in a typing pool at Fabian's Publishing Company. Caroline Bender (Hope Lange) wants a career. Her role model is Amanda. Gregg Adams (Suzy Parker) is biding her time. Her heart is set on the stage. Barbara Lemont (Martha Hyer) is working because she's divorced with a child. But she hasn't given up on love all together. April Morrison (Diane Baker) the good time gal gets the short end of the stick -- no pun intended. She gets pregnant.

Into this mix comes corporate exec', Mr. Shalimar (Brian Aherne) to whom today's bevy of steno-pool lovelies would have a class action sexual harassment lawsuit pending. The story only gets more conventional from here, with alcoholism, death and an abortion filling the rest of the screen time with melancholy melodrama that is largely forgettable. The screenplay is infamous for its clichéd sexual politics, tossing about one liners like, "Find yourself another man...I'm throwing you out...and leave the key" or "I had the ideal husband...too bad he wasn't mine" flippantly eschewing changing attitudes in the battle of the sexes. Oh yes, before I forget, Stephen Boyd is completely wasted as Mike Rice -- a rich man whose intentions are only sometimes honorable.

In keeping with Fox's very strange way of picking films that the studio deems worthy of inclusion into their Studio Line Classic Series -- "The Best of Everything" doesn't really live up to either that status or its own title. If you will recall, Fox also chose "Return to Peyton Place" -- a terrible little nothing of a sequel to "Peyton Place" as a Studio Series entrée, while excluding such titles as "Hello Dolly" or "Call Me Madame" from that roster -- and even more to the point -- while titles like "In Old Chicago," "The Dolly Sisters" and "Wilson" remain absent from the currency of our digital format.

However, "The Best of Everything" does come with a rather impressive anamorphic transfer. Colors are rich, bold and vibrant. After years of viewing various discolored incarnations on VHS and television, seeing this film again is rather like a completely new experience. Fine details are nicely realized. Contrast levels are solid. A minimal amount of grain and fading is detected. The audio is stereo, if decidedly dated. An audio commentary is the only extra. Forgivable, considering there's not much here to recommend a deluxe handling.

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