The Big Bounce [Warner]

 

Do you know what your children are watching?

By ROLAND E. ZWICK

Why anyone would have thought it was a good idea to remake "The Big Bounce," an utterly unmemorable 1969 caper comedy (based on an Elmore Leonard  novel), is a complete mystery to me.

Owen Wilson takes over the role of Jack Ryan (originally played by Ryan O'Neal), a petty crook who has some issues with his ex-boss, Ray Ritchie, a corrupt real estate developer in Hawaii. Hooking up with Ritchie's bombshell mistress, Ryan comes up with a scheme to rob the big man of a couple hundred thousand dollars. Ryan is also befriended by an anti-Ritchie judge named Walter Crewes, for reasons that make almost no sense at all until the closing moments.

As in all films of this type, Ryan soon learns that people are not always what they appear to be and that the conning game can work both ways. Actually, if the truth be told, Ryan is remarkably stupid for a con man.

The pacing of this film is almost shockingly bad. The story plods along for a good hour or so before the inevitable plot twists begin to kick in. Then, when they finally arrive, they are so poorly worked out and explained that you will probably be scratching your head wondering what it was that just happened -- if you still care that is. The attitude on the part of both the filmmakers and the actors is so lackadaisical and indifferent that the film is really an insult to the audience.

In addition to Wilson, the film wastes the considerable talents of Morgan Freeman, Charlie Sheen, Willie Nelson, Harry Dean Stanton, Sara Foster and Gary Sinise, among others, all of whom at least got a trip to Hawaii out of the deal.

The DVD include three very short featurettes but not a commentary track. The first featurette is a twelve-minute promotional piece, the second an eight-minute collection of stunt surfing outtakes, and the third is a mere three minutes of surfing. The theatrical trailer is also included.

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