Blade Trinity [New Line]

 

Do you know what your children are watching?

By WAYNE KLEIN

It's tough to be a bloodsucker. No, I'm not referring to lawyers or agents. I'm referring to vampires. The big, nasty ugly kind of vampires that populate the world of "Blade Trinity" and hate silver, stakes the usual assortment of items popular in the Catholic Church. The third film in the trilogy may or not be the last depending upon the final box office count and home video sales. As a popcorn film "Blade Trinity" has all that: it's got a sword fight that looks like it was lifted from the "Highlander" film; there's a higher body count than all the "Lethal Weapon" movies combined; there's enough pearly whites on display to send an orthodontist into ecstasy. Oh and there's lots of toys, very, very cool toys.

Based on the Marvel comic book character created by Marv Wolfman (there's a perfect man for a horror/adventure comic) and Gene Colan, "Blade Trinity" continues the adventures of a hybrid human-vampire named Blade (Wesley Snipes) and vampire killer Whistler (Kris Kristofferson) as they try to wipe out the scourge that has plagued humanity for centuries. The threat this time is even worse; the original vampire that started it all has been discovered and the vampire community plans to turn humans into cattle.

The vampires turn the table on Blade painting him as a psychopath resulting in a massive police hunt. Using familiars (mortals working for the vampires) within the police department, the vampires hope to capture and kill Blade. Luckily, they fail to take into account two fellow vampire hunters by the name of Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds from "The Amnityville Horror") and Abigail Whistler (Jessica Biel "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre").

Despite an annoying dance music soundtrack by Ramin Djawadi and The RZA, "Blade Trinity" works very well as a fun, profanity laced action adventure film. Director/writer David Goyer ("Batman Begins," "Blade," "X2," "Blade II," "The Puppetmasters") digs right in giving audiences just enough of a recap about Blade so they can follow the adventure. Snipes invests Blade with as much depth as a cardboard cut out but surprisingly his approach works. Blade works best as a strong, silent action hero. Filled with a solid supporting cast including Parker Posey, "Blade Trinity" never rises above its comic book origins and that's just fine for fans of the series. I'd suggest the bloodier and gorier unrated edition for fans as it captures the spirit of the original comic book best.

Special features include two trivia filled commentary tracks by David Goyer, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds and various production and crewmembers. Curiously missing is Wesley Snipes who recently filed suit against the producers and the studio. There's a fascinating 16 part behind-the-scenes documentary entitled "Daywalkers, Nightwalkers & Familiars" as well as a blooper reel and an alternate ending that doesn't quite work as well as the finished one.

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